A couple things. Many blogs I have been avisiting have some sort of wedding picture mingled in. I realized today I have never put any wedding pictures in. Not that I condone the blog wedding picture post, it is just something I have never done.....until now. I have been pondering about my Dah (that is Irish for dad) today and I love this picture of us as seen below.
I think I look a little confused because my dad never really kisses me on the cheek and we were on our second hour of pictures. Plus the fog was starting to roll in and my arms and face were numb.
I guess at the beginning of the post I said a couple things. And then I only put one thing....the whole wedding picture beef....so I better put another thing so you don't think I am a liar. Here it is. What is the deal with sore throats in the summer? Just ponder that. If any of you out there know my dad, you know he is a character and a half. I love talking to him and hearing about all of his crazy and funny stories. He is such a good dad and takes good care of us kids.
I have so many fond memories of my dad and things we have done....or things he has done and then shared them with us. Some highlights from my life with my dad thus far: tetherball, riding on the lawn mower together, planting corn, after game talks, throwing the dirty dish rag at each other, golfing together, listening to his high school/college stories (especially any story with Dean in it), and the last one I will list is a segway to a little story.....and that is fire stories.
Now there are many a fire story involving my dad and a warning to all-it is much better when he tells it-so if you can get him to tell it, stop reading right now. To begin my dad has a reputation with fire so when the flame thrower showed up on our door step one day my mom threw a fit. It was a crisp fall morning, the kind that needs the air to be filled with that smell of burning leaves or brush. At least that is what my dad thought. He busts out his flame thrower and heads to one of the ponds in front of our house. Now he has gotten smart over the years of burning and this time got a bucket of water and placed it on the west side of the pond. Now the pond is not huge-probably the size of a large swimming pool-but it is surrounded by fitzer bushes which are highly flammable (my dad burnt down 14 of our neighbors with the flame thrower on a separate occasion). So he begins by turning on the propane tank and attaching the flame thrower. As he prepares to tackle his honey do list he hears something. As he slowly turns around to look at the propane tank that he had on a small hand cart (which in turn was attached to the flame thrower) a giant flame was shooting out of the top of the propane tank.
So this is when it gets interesting. First thought my dad has was "fire...well there is a giant pond of water" His immediate reaction was he picked up the propane tank and chucked it into the pond. Little did he realize that his hand was looped into the flame thrower which was attached to the propane tank. So when he chucked in the propane tank, he in turn followed the dang thing into the pond head first. So now he is in the water face to face with this propane tank. The tank is bobbing on the surface of the water STILL shooting a giant flame out of the nozzle. So he grabs the thing like he is wrestling with a gator and shoves the entire tank under the water. You can imagine his surprise when the entire tank is submerged and the thing is still shooting a giant flame out of the top......under water. Then to make things more interesting, the top of the water has tiny bubbles popping up and the top of the water is now on fire. That's right....the water is on fire. My dad's thoughts were that this thing was going to explode and he could possible be in major trouble. Well, his thoughts realign and he thinks "I just need to turn the propane tank off!" So he reaches down into the water and twists the nozzle shut. Miraculously the fire stops shooting out of the nozzle and the top of the water no longer consists of fire bubbles. I forgot to mention that my dad had his waders on (which are giant boots that go to your nether regions) and upon his tumble into the water, the suckers were now full of water and weighed according to him "fifty pounds each"--although the number does keep getting bigger every time I hear the story.
Few! He got the fire stopped, took one giant breath of relief and then gained his footing. Some of you know my dad is deaf in one ear so I don't blame him for not hearing what he did sooner. He began to gain his composure when he heard the crackle of a well fed fire. As he turned around, the entire east side of the ponds fitzer bushes were on fire. See, when he threw the propane tank that was shooting fire into the pond, the fire in turn caught the fitzer bushes on fire on the way over. Now he is jostled into more action. But being the wise man he is-- he remembered to put a bucket of water close by just in case something was to happen. The bucket was on the other side of the pond completely opposite of the fire. So he trudges as fast as he can to the bucket--remember he has fifty pounds of water all up in his waders as he is sloshing to the other side to get the bucket. After much deliberation and moving not much faster than the people that fix my ac do (meaning very slow), he finally gets to the bucket. He grabs the bucket and trudges back through the pond to the other side and begins to shovel buckets of water on his fitzer bush fire. After much battling, he is able to put out the fire before it spreads around the whole pond. So he plops himself up on the grass to take of his water logged waders and goes inside to clean himself up. When he enters our house my mom is sitting in the kitchen. She looks at my dad who is drenched, cut, and has black soot all over him and says "What in the world happened to you?" My dad answers "I was out at the pond with the flame thrower...." And my mom interrupted him and says "I don't even want to know."

Happy Father's Day Dah. I love you lots!